I can’t remember what news outlet it was, but the other day there was a video news story about terrorists using code words, like “taxi” for suicide bomber, “dough” for explosives, etc.  It had the same facts as this story.  The anchorwoman and reporter were like, “I know, it seems really simple, but it turns out to be surprisingly effective!”

Katie, bar the door! Terrorists don’t actually use the words “terrorism” or “cash” or “Bin Laden”!  Please, somebody inform the “intelligence” agencies.  Maybe they’ll stop scanning private e-mails for words like “bomb.”