1. He uses words like “ginchy”.

2. His nightstand is made out of comic book storage boxes.

3. He figures out the ending to the movie early on, but only tells me if I want to know.

4. He’s a good son to his parents.

5. He can write code. That’s like speaking a foreign language to a very literal-minded and obedient listener. That might come in handy someday.

6. He has a terrible sense of direction. Cannot tell north from south on a map. And he’s lived in this city all his life and still doesn’t know the major streets.

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8. When he’s just out of the shower and his hair is all mussy, he looks like Dilbert.

9. He maintains he was born wearing his glasses. I find this a very funny image.

10. He dances with me even though he feels self-conscious.

11. He wears boxer briefs, even though likes regular briefs better, because I like them on him.

12. When I’m cold, he offers me his jacket.

13. He bought a stuffed Elvis Cthulu for a friend’s baby, unprompted.

14. He’s nice to my cat, even though he’s allergic and doesn’t much like cats.

15. He has the nuttiest imagination of anyone I know. He makes me laugh, and laugh, and laugh.